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alextheachievementhunter:

I fucking love these guys.

alextheachievementhunter:

I fucking love these guys.

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

the-unpopular-opinions:

I love the feeling of carpet against my hands and tongue.

the-unpopular-opinions:

I love the feeling of carpet against my hands and tongue.

schmoyoho:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

THAT DROP DO

(via suspinda)

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absinthiumartemisia:

havocados:

anogoodrabblerouser:

raideo:

foodwarriornetwork:

The streets of San Francisco are lined with pear, plum and apple trees thanks to ‘guerilla grafters’ secretly grafting fruit-bearing scions onto ornamental, non-fruit bearing trees making fresh fruit free and available to everyone who wishes to pick some.

'All you have to do is make a slit with a knife in a branch on the host tree, insert a branch from a fruit-bearing tree, and secure it with tape.  Once it heals, it connects.” — Tara Hui started the movement and has been grafting fruit branches to city trees for two years now.

How great would it be to see free fruit from guerilla grafters growing in your city?  Want to start a trend?

yo my grandpa has done this with some trees on our property so we got some weird ass trees LOL

fucking frankenstein monster trees

best shit ever

I want this to happen in Calgary!

(via helioscentrifuge)

shoona:

paulsrockinpagoda:

My friend shoona just finished her job as a mascot at a company. Here are some of the Snapchat highlights.

im gonna miss that job

(via helioscentrifuge)

liliipup:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING I HEARD THE SPARKLES AND TABBED IN AND TWITCH FOUND AND JUST KILLED THEIR FIRST SHINY
UPDATE. YEAH THEY KILLED IT
FUCK

liliipup:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING I HEARD THE SPARKLES AND TABBED IN AND TWITCH FOUND AND JUST KILLED THEIR FIRST SHINY

UPDATE. YEAH THEY KILLED IT

FUCK

(via suspinda)

scribebynight:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

what is so wrong with a regular phone case?!

R̶̭̹͙̮̻̖͍̣͙͙̯͙̫͚͉̃̑̃̿̎̌̍̌̉̔̆̈́́́͠͡ͅͅI̴̩̹͎͙͖͕̝̟̼͒̃̍̇͒͌̈́̊͘N̵̸̶͉͚̣̝͎̼̯̮̹̤̥̬͚ͧ́̀͗ͫ̒͑̎̀̋̌̇̓̌͛͜͝ͅG̨̖̝̰͎͇̙̱̫͙̬̥̦͍̀ͣͯ̚ͅ ̡̹̣͇̻͔̦̻̹̦̤̙̭̼̟̘̣̭̮̿̐ͧͧ̓͂̇̉̿̓̆͆̏̀͟R̿́ͧ̀̿ͪ̆͊͌̇ͪͭͨ͛̿ͨ̾̉̀͏̴̹͓̰̗̭̙͇̬̹̱͎̣̳͎̻̀͡Í̷̵̂̉́̏͝͡҉̹̲͓̠̱͉̰̻͍̳͔͈̙̪̻̱̺N͐ͬͫ̊͐ͫ͜͞҉̨̫͙̹̱̗̥̖̥̖̺̠͇̱̤̤̯̞̹̖G̴͖͚̳̣͈ͩ̅͐̏ͬ́ͩ̅ͫ̆͌̑̎͑͗̏͠͝ ̵̦̤͓̫̲͇̺̩͇ͤ̓͑̽͘͢͠R̸̡͇̻̩̮̱̖̱͉͇̜̲̉̏̄̈̇̽͊͛̈̂̈́̋̃̇͑̀͜͠I̳̠͍͕͈̟̖̘̹ͥ͛̈͑ͬͪͤͮ̾͒̀͞N̷͈͚̩͇͈͎͍͔̥̖̠ͬ̓ͮ̋̓̃͛ͥ͗͋ͬ̓ͭ͂͡G̢̛̭̟͙͕̬̜̙̻͕̣̗̲̒̈͊̋̑͗͛̾ͬ̈́̆̅ͫ͢͠ ̫͚̣̖̤̥̞͖͈̥͔̫̩͉͍͍͉̐̔̎̆ͯ͆͆ͩ̅̄ͮ͗͞R̷̨̧̧̹̻̭̱̮͎̜̖̩̋͆ͫ̐ͧ̃ͥ̅ͭͣ̏ͣ͛͋͂̋I̪͇͔͈͚͒͋̂͒ͪ̓̅̓̂͆͘͟͟͝Nͪ̂̏ͧ͛̓͐̓͐ͨͥ̕̕͟͏͖̙̟̲̝̳̫̪̘G̸̨̣͕̬̼̤͚̳̻͖̥̝̍̏͆ͤ̊̉ͭ̊ͮ́̕ ̶̷̷͈̰̝͎̘͔̬͓̖͇̦͈͍̬̭̲ͦ͛̆̇̓ͩ̐ͯ͢͝ͅB͉̫̘ͩ̓ͥ̉͋̄̈ͫͪ̑͐̊͠Ả̡̨̟̬̰̤͙̪̙͚̲̱͙̺͈̬̜̜ͦ̆͂ͪ̂ͥͪ̑ͅN̷̛̘̜̜̻̓͗ͦ̔̉̎̆̓̇̇̽ͫ̊̋͝A̭͎̮̠̝͓͕̙̩͉̤̣͓͈͒͐̈̃͌̑̓̌ͯͣͪ͗ͬ͗ͦ̃ͮ̾ͮ͜͠Ṉ̷̨̬̜̜̭͙̩͉͎̯͇͙̱̦͇͚̐̏̐͐͐̍̍ͫ̈̾̒̒̑̇̄͂̓̎́A̫͈̘͓̠̼͇͓̖̼̖̤̯̘͑̍́̐ͦͩ̈́͂ͭ̊͌̈͑́́̚͞͞͠ ̸̹̘̦̠̝̺̼̲͉̞͉͔̩̺̫͓̺̩͑ͭ̔́ͧ̒͊ͮ̋̈̏͋ͩ̈́͟͝P̸̨͖̝̦̬̲̯̘̣̦̱̣͚͈̻͎̙͗́ͪͥ̌̅͊ͣ̐̍̓̂̊̂́̚͝ͅH̬̭̺̙͙ͮ̿̈́̀͐̄̄̍͊ͦ̊̀ͩ̃̓̚̕͜Ǫ̻̼͚͖̹͍̫͎̹̘͕͓̝̹ͧͨ͋ͬͨ̓̐͛͊͒͘͠ͅN͓̝̞̯̫̞̠̫̗̖͉̹̿ͣ̀̓̃̔̉ͦͫ̒̋ͬͣ̊͊̆͘͝Ế̴̻̲͉̬̯̪̤͙͛͑̐͘͢͢͡

scribebynight:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

what is so wrong with a regular phone case?!

R̶̭̹͙̮̻̖͍̣͙͙̯͙̫͚͉̃̑̃̿̎̌̍̌̉̔̆̈́́́͠͡ͅͅI̴̩̹͎͙͖͕̝̟̼͒̃̍̇͒͌̈́̊͘N̵̸̶͉͚̣̝͎̼̯̮̹̤̥̬͚ͧ́̀͗ͫ̒͑̎̀̋̌̇̓̌͛͜͝ͅG̨̖̝̰͎͇̙̱̫͙̬̥̦͍̀ͣͯ̚ͅ ̡̹̣͇̻͔̦̻̹̦̤̙̭̼̟̘̣̭̮̿̐ͧͧ̓͂̇̉̿̓̆͆̏̀͟R̿́ͧ̀̿ͪ̆͊͌̇ͪͭͨ͛̿ͨ̾̉̀͏̴̹͓̰̗̭̙͇̬̹̱͎̣̳͎̻̀͡Í̷̵̂̉́̏͝͡҉̹̲͓̠̱͉̰̻͍̳͔͈̙̪̻̱̺N͐ͬͫ̊͐ͫ͜͞҉̨̫͙̹̱̗̥̖̥̖̺̠͇̱̤̤̯̞̹̖G̴͖͚̳̣͈ͩ̅͐̏ͬ́ͩ̅ͫ̆͌̑̎͑͗̏͠͝ ̵̦̤͓̫̲͇̺̩͇ͤ̓͑̽͘͢͠R̸̡͇̻̩̮̱̖̱͉͇̜̲̉̏̄̈̇̽͊͛̈̂̈́̋̃̇͑̀͜͠I̳̠͍͕͈̟̖̘̹ͥ͛̈͑ͬͪͤͮ̾͒̀͞N̷͈͚̩͇͈͎͍͔̥̖̠ͬ̓ͮ̋̓̃͛ͥ͗͋ͬ̓ͭ͂͡G̢̛̭̟͙͕̬̜̙̻͕̣̗̲̒̈͊̋̑͗͛̾ͬ̈́̆̅ͫ͢͠ ̫͚̣̖̤̥̞͖͈̥͔̫̩͉͍͍͉̐̔̎̆ͯ͆͆ͩ̅̄ͮ͗͞R̷̨̧̧̹̻̭̱̮͎̜̖̩̋͆ͫ̐ͧ̃ͥ̅ͭͣ̏ͣ͛͋͂̋I̪͇͔͈͚͒͋̂͒ͪ̓̅̓̂͆͘͟͟͝Nͪ̂̏ͧ͛̓͐̓͐ͨͥ̕̕͟͏͖̙̟̲̝̳̫̪̘G̸̨̣͕̬̼̤͚̳̻͖̥̝̍̏͆ͤ̊̉ͭ̊ͮ́̕ ̶̷̷͈̰̝͎̘͔̬͓̖͇̦͈͍̬̭̲ͦ͛̆̇̓ͩ̐ͯ͢͝ͅB͉̫̘ͩ̓ͥ̉͋̄̈ͫͪ̑͐̊͠Ả̡̨̟̬̰̤͙̪̙͚̲̱͙̺͈̬̜̜ͦ̆͂ͪ̂ͥͪ̑ͅN̷̛̘̜̜̻̓͗ͦ̔̉̎̆̓̇̇̽ͫ̊̋͝A̭͎̮̠̝͓͕̙̩͉̤̣͓͈͒͐̈̃͌̑̓̌ͯͣͪ͗ͬ͗ͦ̃ͮ̾ͮ͜͠Ṉ̷̨̬̜̜̭͙̩͉͎̯͇͙̱̦͇͚̐̏̐͐͐̍̍ͫ̈̾̒̒̑̇̄͂̓̎́A̫͈̘͓̠̼͇͓̖̼̖̤̯̘͑̍́̐ͦͩ̈́͂ͭ̊͌̈͑́́̚͞͞͠ ̸̹̘̦̠̝̺̼̲͉̞͉͔̩̺̫͓̺̩͑ͭ̔́ͧ̒͊ͮ̋̈̏͋ͩ̈́͟͝P̸̨͖̝̦̬̲̯̘̣̦̱̣͚͈̻͎̙͗́ͪͥ̌̅͊ͣ̐̍̓̂̊̂́̚͝ͅH̬̭̺̙͙ͮ̿̈́̀͐̄̄̍͊ͦ̊̀ͩ̃̓̚̕͜Ǫ̻̼͚͖̹͍̫͎̹̘͕͓̝̹ͧͨ͋ͬͨ̓̐͛͊͒͘͠ͅN͓̝̞̯̫̞̠̫̗̖͉̹̿ͣ̀̓̃̔̉ͦͫ̒̋ͬͣ̊͊̆͘͝Ế̴̻̲͉̬̯̪̤͙͛͑̐͘͢͢͡

(via slightlyfake)

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

image

(via snorlaxatives)

snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

(via slightlyfake)

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

(via chepibola)

(via chepibola)

liamdryden:

pleatedjeans:

via

WHAT

(via chepibola)

huffingtonpost:

Portraits Of Boston Marathon survivors see runners returning to the finish line to look back. See more of these inspiring photos here. 

Photographer Robert X. Fogarty of Dear World, a message-on-skin photography project, prepared the portraits of the survivors.

(via snorlaxatives)

boyfriend-music:

The Black Keys “Turn Blue“

When the music is done and all the lights are low
I will remember the times when love would really glow
I could dream ahead before my world turn blue
And the light inside would only shine for you

(via snorlaxatives)

mathsturbation:

transformation tuesday

(via iwishihadafather)

THEME: ROTFERKEL